The night before Christmas for an attorney
|Whereas, on an occasion immediately preceding the Nativity festival,throughout a dwelling unit, quiet descended,...
OLD NEVER DIES 6
|OLD HIKERS never die, they just trail awayOLD HIPPIES never die, they just smell...
A little old lady walked into the bank…
A little old lady walked into the bank, cashed a small check, and started...
No Batteries?
Little four-year-old Julie was looking at her new baby brother for the first time....
The most evil thing
“Cash, check or charge?” I asked after folding items the woman wished topurchase. As...
Will the real dummy stand up!
I give all of these people a DUH! – DOH! – & Woo-hoo!HANDS-DOWN WINNER...
A final diagnosis
|Thought I’d let my doctor check me,’Cause I didn’t feel quite right. . .All...
Lady Diana and Dolly Parton Go to Heaven
Lady Diana and Dolly Parton die on the same day, and they both go...
Yo mama in an elevator
Yo mama’s so fat, when she gets in an elevator, it has to go...
58 Newspaper Headlines
58 Actual Newspaper Headlines (collected by journalists) 1. Something Went Wrong In Jet Crash,...