I don’t owe anything for this drink
|The bartender asks the guy sitting at the bar, “What’ll you have?” The guy...
I\\\’m listening, dear.
I haven’t spoken to my wife in 18 months. I don’t like to interrupt...
Little Red Riding Hood was walking through the woods…
Little Red Riding Hood was walking through the woods on her way to visit...
Cat jokes 08
|Q: What is the most breathless thing on television?A: The Pink Panter Show!Q: What...
A man and a woman who have never met before find themselves…
A man and a woman who have never met before find themselves in the...
Two plus two is five
|”First and above all he was a logician. At least thirty-five years of the...
My son swallowed the can opener
|Mrs. Smith: Help me, doctor! My son, John, swallowed the can opener!Doctor: Don’t panic....
Three nurses all decided to play a joke on the doctor…
Three nurses all decided to play a joke on the doctor they worked for....
A college professor is explaining to his class that pleasure…
A college professor is explaining to his class that pleasure is a mental state,...
A dangerous job
This guy wakes up one morning to find a gorilla in his tree. He...