Drum joke Q & A
|Q: Why do drummers have a half ounce more brains than horses?A: So they...
No Card
Two proctologists are discussing their most baffling cases.One proctologist tells the other one about...
The wife coyly tried to explain her purchase of a new…
The wife coyly tried to explain her purchase of a new pair of expensive...
New Viruses on the loose!
Oprah Winfrey virus: Your 200MB hard drive suddenly shrinks to 80MB and then slowly...
New Yorkers arrived
One day at the entrance to heaven, St. Peter saw a New York street...
Blonde quickies 21-40
Q1: How can you tell if a blonde’s been using the computer?A: There’s white-out...
Eternal Marriage
On their way to a justice of the peace to get married, a couple...
If Thinking Machines ran Christmas…
|You would be able to hang over 64,000 ornaments on your tree (all identical)...
In the graveyard!
An old man and old woman had been married for about 52 years when...
Normal traffic stop
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...