Household physics
|Laws of Household PhysicsEver notice that the laws of household physics are every bit...
Bassoon jokes
|Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?A: To get away from the bassoon...
The Feline Diet
|Most diets fail because we are still thinking and eating like people. For those...
Battles on the sea
|The following is supposedly a true story relating to a United States shipping company.THE...
St. Patrick’s Day
What’s the difference between St. Patrick’s Day and Martin Luther King Day?On St. Patrick’s...
A Favor
I know I haven’t known you very long and I shouldn’t be asking you...
A police officer came upon a terrible wreck…
A police officer came upon a terrible wreck where the driver and passenger had...
Magician and Parrot
Magician and Parrot A magician was working on a cruise ship in the Caribbean....
Centipede
One day the big animals and the little animals decided to have a football...
Satanic Barney Proof
Satanic Barney Proof Given: Barney is a CUTE PURPLE DINOSAUR Prove: Barney is satanic...