How do you get four old ladies to say the F word?
How do you get four old ladies to say the F word?Have the fifth...
The amazing conductor
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What did the lawyer name his daughter?
What did the lawyer name his daughter? Sue.
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A four year old girl was learning to say the Lord’s Prayer. She was...
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Q:Why didn’t the chicken cross the road?A: because he was a “chicken”.
Not A Pharmacist
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A hamster!
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At 85 years of age, a somewhat senile Morris marries Luanne, a lovely 25-year-old.Because...