Thermometers
Q: What’s the difference between a rectal thermometer and an oral thermometer?A: The taste!
What happened to the Irishman who tried to kill…
Q: What happened to the Irishman who tried to kill himself by?.swallowing 100 pain...
Stick your tongue out…
Stick your tongue out.Move it up and down.Relax.Now move it left and right.Well done!...
One day a housewife was going about the usual business…
One day a housewife was going about the usual business of cleaning the house,...
Orange Juice
Q. Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice? A. Beacause it said”concentrate!”
Glass of water.
Do you know why Polish men, when they go to sleep, bring one glass...
Ole/Lena Reveal Unfaithful Moments
After years of marriage, Ole and Lena found themselves in bed one night. Lena...
Why Name Penises
Why do men name their penises?Because they don’t like the idea of having a...
Benefits of having Alzheimer’s
Benefits of having Alzheimer’s: You can wrap your own presents. You are always meeting...
Yo mama is so poor
Yo mama so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street,...