What do you call a…
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Guaranteed visits
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Trip to San Francisco
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A construction worker goes to the doctor and says…
A construction worker goes to the doctor and says, “Doc, I’m constipated.”The doctor examines...
The definition of sex
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Ballerina
What did the ballerina do when she hurt her foot?She called the toe truck!
Earmuffs
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