Innuendo
Q: What does a blonde think an innuendo is?A: An Italian suppository.
Little Holes
Q: Why do blondes have little holes all over their faces?A: From eating with...
Lost X Files Christmas episode
|Mulder: We’re too late. It’s already been here.Scully: Mulder, I hope you know what...
New Relationship Book
“My wife suggested a book for me to read to enhance our relationship. It’s...
Today is my daughter’s 18th birthday…
I’m so glad that this is my last child support payment. Month after month,...
Give the frog a loan
A frog walks into a bank and says “I wanna loan.” “Well Mr.. frog,...
Presidential Election worries
Presidential Election’2000Dear Abby,I am a sailor in the US Coast Guard. My parents live...
A tight travel budget
|All workers please be advised of the following changes to the travel policy.MemorandumTo: All...
Blind Man
A blonde girl just stepped into the bathtub when the doorbell rang. “Who is...
A milk bath
When the milkman found a note on one of his customer’sdoors asking for 16...