Bucket
Q: What’s the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of shit? A: The...
Love Potion
This guy goes to the pharmacist and says, “Listen, these two girls are coming...
Three Dogs
There were three dogs at the vet talking to each other when one says,”I...
Alternative Chicken
Q.-Why’d the chicken cross the road? A.- He was attached to Dennis Rodman’s head!
Lipstick
According to a news report, a certain private school recently was faced with a...
How do you circumcise a redneck?
How do you circumcise a redneck?Kick his sister in the chin.
Girls are evil
Girls = time * money time = money, therefore: Girls = money * money...
How can a man tell when his sperm count is elevated?
How can a man tell when his sperm count is elevated?His girlfriend has to...
Could you please pass…
The nervous young bride became irritated by her husband’s lusty advances on their wedding...
Term dictionary
|Parent’s Dictionary of MeaningsDUMBWAITER: one who asks if the kids would care to order...