New Chemical Element Discovered
New Chemical Element Discovered The heaviest element known to science was recently discovered byinvestigators...
People are ignoring me
|A patient walks into a doctor’s office.Patient: Doctor, people ignore me.Doctor: Next!
Signs and notices 01
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. Found written on...
Blow
what is the difference between a paycheque and a penis?you don’t have to beg...
Emersom
Guy-Knock, KnockGirl-Who’s there?Guy-EmersomGirl-Emersom who?Guy-Emersom nice boobs ya got there!
Bach in a Minuet
|A note left for a pianist from his wifeGone Chopin, (have Liszt), Bach in...
Why do doctors slap babies when they are born?
Why do doctors slap babies when they are born? To knock the penises off...
A lecture about English
|A linguistics professor was lecturing to his English class one day. “In English,” he...
Men Are Like Toilets..
Men are like toilets — either they’re taken, or full of crap!
Marriage quotes 06
|Marriage is like a mousetrap. Those on the outside are trying to get in....