What is worse than a dead dog on your piano?
Q: What is worse than a dead dog on your piano?A: An infected pussy...
What’s the new documentary about Madonna going to be called?
What’s the new documentary about Madonna going to be called? Missionary Position Impossible.
A new national anthem?
Sources close to President Clinton say he is proposing a newnational anthem for the...
A tadpole!
|What kind of pole is short and floppy?A tadpole!
RELATIVES-(Classic Poem)
Many many years ago when I was twenty three,I got married to a widow...
Travel in a sailboat
|The banker fell overboard from a friend’s sailboat.The friend grabbed a life preserver, held...
It’s Christmas time and Paddy and Shaun decided to go look…
It’s Christmas time and Paddy and Shaun decided to go look for a Christmas...
The Facelift
A woman decided to have a face lift for her birthday. She spent $5000...
100′s of Bumper Stickers
“The gene pool could use a little chlorine.”"All generalizations are false.”"Change is inevitable, except...
FAVORITE FANTASY
Age FAVORITE FANTASY 17 tall, dark and handsome 25 tall, dark and handsome with...