What’s the object of a Jewish football game?
What’s the object of a Jewish football game?To get the quarter back!
The Arab and the Jew
Two Arabs boarded a shuttle out of Washington for New York. One sat in...
There was this guy & he had just bought a brand new Farrari…
There was this guy & he had just bought a brand new Farrari F-50...
You should learn to be more polite
|One day, Bill and Tom went to a restaurant for dinner. As soon as...
Paying Rent
“That bastard husband of mine wanted me to sleep with the landlord because he...
blonde q and a’s
Q: What’s a blonde’s favorite wine? A: “Daddy! can I go to Miami! Q:...
A driver, obviously drunk, was heading the wrong way…
A driver, obviously drunk, was heading the wrong way downa one-way street when a...
The new metro cop pulled a speeder who was…
The new metro cop pulled a speeder who was zipping down Maple Avenue.”Can I...
Sleep Better
An elderly woman went into the doctor’s office. When the doctor asked why she...
After Christmas Letter. (Warning: CRUDE)
December 26, 1999Dear Santa,You must be surprised that I’m writing to you today, the...