Top ten signs you bought a bad computer
|10. Lower corner of screen has the words “Etch-a-sketch” on it.9. It’s celebrity spokesman...
The “Polish Virus”.
You have just received the “POLISH VIRUS!”As we don’t have any programming experience,this Virus...
We Don’t Argue
Jim and I have been married for two years now and we have not...
Rectum Stretcher
Pulling up to the toll both Jack handed the collector a $100.00 bill.Looking incredulously...
Sister Ann, arent you putting on a little weight?
“Sister Ann, aren’t you putting on a little weight?” inquired Father Dan during his...
Dumb Alabama Laws
It is illegal for a driver to be blindfolded while operating a vehicle. Dominoes...
A Change Of Vows
During the wedding rehearsal, the groom approached the pastor with anunusual offer.”Look, I’ll give...
During the Six Day War…
During the Six Day War, this division of Arabs is making its way across...
Send Mother In Law
Sign seen in a small restaurant:Thanks for visiting. If you liked the food, send...
The politically correct Christmas
|On the 12th day of the Eurocentrically imposed midwinter festival, my Significant Other in...