Silly superstition
“Say, how old are you anyway ?” the reporter asked as theobviously young lass...
I want to see something really cheap
|After being away on business for a week before Christmas, Tom thought it would...
Your Mommas…
Your Momma’s teeth are so yellow that when she smiles people SLOW DOWN!
The Forrest Gump Connection!
Forrest Gump – Life is like a Box of chocolates…Forrest Dahmer – People are...
ELEMENT: WOMAN
ELEMENT: WOMANSYMBOL: WO DISCOVERER: ADAM ATOMIC MASS:Accepted as 53.6 Kg, but known to vary...
A very depressed man
|There’s a man sitting at a bar just looking at his drink. He stays...
Why did god invent alcohol?
Why did god invent alcohol? – So fat women can get laid too.
Worries about mad cow disease
|There were these two cows, chatting over the fence between their fields.The first cow...
Sewage, Oh no
When a man attempted to siphon gasoline from a motor home parked on a...
Ups and Downs of Marriage
Marriage for women has its ups and downs. How?The toilet seat is up and...