What is the future
|My horoscope read, “You’re going places and you can’t be stopped.”Apparently the cop who...
A sign
WE DON’T SERVE WOMEN HERE!(you have to bring your own)
Good girls vs. Bad girls
Good girls loosen a few buttons when it’s hot. Bad girls make it hot...
How are men like UFOs?
How are men like UFOs?You don’t know where they come from, what their mission...
Stupid Insults 8/31
Couldn’t find his way through a maze even if the rats helped him. Couldn’t...
Cow Priced Like A Car
What would happen if we priced our “COWS” using the same criteria the auto...
The Union Worker.
Two guys and a union worker were fishing on a lake one day, when...
If Apple ran Christmas…
|It would do everything the Microsoft ornaments do, but years earlier, and with a...
Blondes and Turtles
What do turtles and blondes have in common? If they’re on their back, they’re...
Why is sleeping with a man like a soap opera?
Why is sleeping with a man like a soap opera?Just when it’s getting interesting...