Texan’s guide to life
|Never squat with yer spurs on. There’s two theories to arguin’ with a woman;...
Do the math
The math teacher saw that little Johnny wasn’t paying attention in class.She called on...
What’s the difference between Elvis and a smart blonde?
What’s the difference between Elvis and a smart blonde?Elvis has been sighted.
Big Ron
|Big Ron was caught speeding on his way to the City Ground today.”I’ll do...
These two men were cellmates at state penitentiary for…
These two men were cellmates at state penitentiary for nine years. One day Larry...
Piano vs Mine Shaft
Q: What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft?A:...
The Smashed Kitty!
Seems a guy was driving for hours thu desolate country when he passed a...
Women Get…
When a woman gets married, she wants the 3 S’s: sensitivity, sincerity, and sharing....
The Lone Ranger and Tonto are riding through…
The Lone Ranger and Tonto are riding through one of the manycanyons when suddenly...
Customer support logs
|Actual dialog of a former Customer Support employee: Support: “Ridge Hall computer assistant; may...