Bathroom Joke
Q. If you’re American in the kitchen, what are you in the bathroom?A. European.
Farmer Petrovich is whipping and slapping his sheep…
Farmer Petrovich is whipping and slapping his sheep when the localminister comes walking around...
A man stops by a diner at noon…
A man stops by a diner at noon, the busiest time of day, sits...
Work Better Than Sex
Why are some women beginning to like work better than sex?More perks, and the...
Her senses swam. She was overcome with an aching desire…
The woman entered the room, and with a knowing smile teasing herfull lips, she...
Driving In Fog Riddle
Q: When driving through fog what should you use?A: Your car!
The Golfers
One of the regular foursome was sick, so a new member named George filled...
Letterman’s Bad Surgeon General
From David LettermanTop Ten Signs You’re A Bad Surgeon General10. You’ve got a pack...
The teacher hears Little Johnny cussing, and…
The teacher hears Little Johnny cussing, and gets pissed off.She goes bitching to Little...
Flute jokes
|Q: What’s the definition of a minor second?A: Two flutes playing a unison.Flute players...