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What do you do if you come across an elephant in the jungle?
Q: What do you do if you come across an elephant in the jungle?A:...
Language Trends of the Future
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Why are women so bad at mathematics?
Q: Why are women so bad at mathematics? A: Because men keep telling them...
Top 10 things NOT to say to parents when picking up a date.
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Now thats lazy!
My son is so lazy he hates emptying the trash in the recycle bin...
Terminology
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Mr Right Application
Dear ________, I regret to inform you that you have been eliminated from further...
The FAA Inspection
|With the number of airline disasters lately, the FAA now sends an inspector to...
Corporal Conroy needed to use a pay phone…
Corporal Conroy needed to use a pay phone, but didn’t havechange for a dollar....