Save a drowning mouse
|How do you save a drowning mouse?Use mouse to mouse resuscitation!
Stupid Insults 30/31
Traveling faster than light, but left his sneakers behind. Traveling without a passport/towel. Trips...
Editing the Prescription
The patient shook his doctor’s hand in gratitude and said, “Since we are the...
Knock Knock Jokes 6
Knock Knock Who’s there? Aladdin! Aladdin who? Aladdin the street wants a word with...
Did you hear about the new German microwave oven?
Q: Did you hear about the new German microwave oven?A: It seats 500.
Ignored
Patient walks into a doctor’s office. Patient: Doctor, people ignore me. Doctor: Next!
A man and a woman are sitting next to each other…
A man and a woman are sitting next to each other at a bar...
Taxes
The IRS says they can’t give back 80 million dollars in refunds because they...
An elderly couple, living apart…
An elderly couple, living apart, had been datingfor several years. One day Elmer said...
How many sheep do I have?
|There once was a blonde who was very tired of blonde jokes and insults...