Florida driver’s license!
|I’ve sure gotten old. I’ve had two By-pass surgeries. A hip replacement, new knees....
Outrageous lying
|A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange:Officer:...
Where is Jesus?
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A use for Viagra
A man goes to visit his 85-year-old grandpa in the hospital. “How are you...
Imagine this.
A therapist told a woman to use some imagination while making love with her...
Three college students were rapping about who they’d like to be…
Three college students were rapping about who they’d like to be cast off on...
At an auction
During an auction of exotic pets, a woman who had placeda winning bid told...
An airliner was having engine trouble…
An airliner was having engine trouble, and the pilot instructedthe cabin crew to have...
Vikings in a Dome.
Why do the Vikings play in a Dome?Because even God can’t stand to watch!
Things You Don’t Want To Hear
Things you don’t want to hear during surgery:Better save that. We’ll need it for...