Why do blondes have two more brain cells than a cow?
Why do blondes have two more brain cells than a cow? So that when...
What does Bill Clinton say to prospective interns?
What does Bill say to prospective interns?”Haven’t I cum across your face before?”
Learn how to talk southern
Write down on a peice of paper:M R ducksM R notO S A RC...
Homer: Boy, you don’t have to follow in my footsteps…
Homer: Boy, you don’t have to follow in my footsteps.Bart: Don’t worry, I don’t...
One day in class the teacher…
One day in class the teacher has sex education.On the black board she drawsa...
An anti-bat spray
Three Pastors from the south were having lunch in a diner. One said, “Ya...
On inheritance
A little boy went up to his father and asked:”Dad, where did all of...
What is the difference between “ooh” and “aah?”
What’s the difference between “ooh” and “aah?” -About three inches.
Quiet In Church
Six-year-old Angie and her four-year-old brother Joel were sitting together in church. Joel giggled,...
Happy Birthday…yech!
Bruce comes home one day and says to his lover, “Please do me a...