Whoa! Shut your mouth!!!
Your breath is so bad that when you talk your teeth duck.
After Man, God Said…
What did God say after he created man?”I can do better than this” and...
Best Pickup Lines I’ve Used
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After spending a night at a hotel with a prostitute…
After spending a night at a hotel with a prostitute, the politician took$300 out...
Touch-typists
Q: Why are only 2% of blondes touch-typists?A: The rest are hunt’n peckers.
The Barber
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Normal traffic stop
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Grandmother Too
Grandmother and granddaughter were in the bank when three bank robbers walked in and...
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