Polak Crossed The Road
Q: Why did the Polak cross the road?A: He couldn’t get his dick out...
Do you like my new jacket?
Do you like my new jacket?It’s great. Shame your body doesn’t suit it, though.
Blonde Suicide
A blonde went to the emergency room with the tip of her left index...
Man who goes to sleep with sex…
Confucious say: “Man who goes to sleep with sex on mind wakes up with...
Gum Crossing
Why did the gum cross the road? -it was stuck to the chickens foot!
This kid knows the answer!
One day at kindergarten a teacher said to the class of 5-year olds, “I’ll...
Are caterpillars good to eat?
|Johnny: Daddy, are caterpillars good to eat?Father: Have I not told you never to...
Will you rember me??
Hey bob,”Will you rember me tomorrow??” “Yes” “Will you rember me next week??” “Yes”...
Here Moosey Moosey.
Two hunters went moose hunting every winter without success. Finally they came up with...
Life According To TV Land
What the world is like in TV land:1. If a woman is running away...