Getting Excited at the Zoo
It’s a beautiful, warm spring morning and a man and his wife are spending...
Judges Award
“Mr. Smith, I have reviewed this case very carefully,” the divorce court judge said,...
What is his occupation?
|A grade school teacher was asking students what their parents did for a living....
Will you marry me?
|An elderly widow and widower were dating for about five years. The man finally...
Mrs. Prussy
The little darlings were all in their seats on the first day of school...
Professions
Three guys and a lady were sitting at the bar talking about their professions....
What’s the first problem the MJ’s child will have in life?
What’s the first problem the MJ’s child will have in life? Figuring out which...
Knock Knock Jokes 7
Knock Knock Who’s there? Adolf! Adolf who? Adolf ball hit me in the mouth!...
I’m trying to prove a point
|A man drinks a shot of whiskey every night before bed. After years of...
Lovely gift
A young man wanted to purchase a gift for his new sweetheart’s birthday, and...