A German tourist walks into a McDonald’s in New York City…
A German tourist walks into a McDonald’s in New York City and orders a...
Yo mamma so fat… elevater
Yo mamma is so fat, she went in the elevator, and when she pressed...
A ventriloquist was driving in the country…
A ventriloquist was driving in the country when he was attracted to alarge farm....
Drinking problem
Buford: Man, have you got a drinking problem! Mongo: The hell I do! Buford:...
HOW DOGS AND WOMEN ARE ALIKE
Both look stupid in hats.Both can eat 5 pounds of chocolate in one sitting.Both...
The Procrastinator’s Creed.
1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done...
US Attorney General John Ashcroft was visiting an elementary school…
US Attorney General John Ashcroft was visiting an elementary school.After fifteen minutes speaking he...
A Bugs Mind
What is the last thing to go through a bugs mind when it hits...
Course of action
One Friday afternoon, two secretaries were hanging around the watercooler at the office. “Veronica,...
Two mountain bred GIs were wandering the streets…
Two mountain bred GIs were wandering the streets of calcutta when an old woman...