Does anyone know what would happen if the earth…
Does anyone know what would happen if the earth rotated 30 times faster thanit...
The Christmas diet song
|’Twas the night before Christmas and all round my hips were Fannie May candies...
The bad-mouthed parrot!
An old man died and left his talking parrot to his nephew.Unfortunately, the old...
Computer Quotes
What is a computer’s first sign of old age? Loss of memory. What does...
A Man’s World
How many men does it take to open a beer? None. It should be...
What’s the difference between in-laws and outlaws?
What’s the difference between in-laws and outlaws?Outlaws are wanted.
Swallowed a Pillow
Patient: Doctor, I think I swallowed a pillow. Doctor: How do you feel? Patient:...
If Sony ran Christmas…
|Their Personal Xmas-ing Device, which would be barely larger than an ornament and flat,...
Kid’s Letters to God
Dear GOD, In school they told us what You do. Who does it when...
Pregnancy Advice…
Q. Am I more likely to get pregnant if my husband wears boxers rather...