One day in the Garden of Eden…
One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve calls out to God, “Lord, I...
I get so drunk that I imagine things
|The drunk was floundering down the alley carrying a box with holes on the...
You Have VD
What’s worse than having your doctor tell you that you that you have a...
What do elephants use for tampoons?
Q. What do elephants use for tampoons ?A. Sheep.
Kinky Sex
There’s this young couple, Louise and Al, they’ve been married for about a year,...
The dean of women at an exclusive girl’s college…
The dean of women at an exclusive girl’s college was lecturing her students on...
Discovering too late that a…
Discovering too late that a watermelon spiked with vodka had accidentally been served to...
Few Gymnasts
Q: Why aren’t there many blonde gymnasts?A: Because when they do the splits, they...
Mysterious picture
After a wonderful night of love making, the young guy rolled over and was...
If Fisher Price ran Christmas…
|”Baby’s First Ornament” would have a hand-crank that you turn to hang the thing...