If two lawyers were drowning…
No lawyers allowed- Prosecutors will be violated! If two lawyers were drowning, and you...
One fall day Dave was out raking leaves when he noticed…
One fall day Dave was out raking leaves when he noticed a hearse slowly...
Blonde Friday
A business man got on an elevator in a building. When he entered theelevator,...
Hillbillies
How do you castrate a hillbilly? Kick his sister in the mouth!
Snail talk
Q. What did the snail say when he climbed onto the turtles back?A. WHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lost X Files Christmas episode
|Mulder: We’re too late. It’s already been here.Scully: Mulder, I hope you know what...
A survey of American women…
In a survey of American women, when asked, “Would you sleep with President Clinton?”...
The Fowl-Mouthed Parrot!
A woman was walking down the street past a pet shop, and when she...
Are blind pilots flying?
|One day at a busy airport, the passengers on a commercial airliner are seated...
An Old Man’s Dying Request
An elderly man, 82, just returned from the doctor’s only to find he didn’t...