How to get out of anext speeding ticket!
A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange:Officer:...
There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men…
There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men:”don’t” and “stop”.
Paddy
I knew this guy. He was a sound guy from Ireland.He spoke to me...
which end of a worm is which
|How can you tell which end of a worm is which?Tickle it in the...
35 People and an Irishman were in a 4 engine jumbo jet…
35 People and an Irishman were in a 4 engine jumbo jet headingover the...
Dollars equal cents
|Theorem: 1$ = 1c.Proof:And another that gives you a sense of money disappearing.1$ =...
Get A Boarder
There was this eighty-year-old man who was seeing the doctor for a checkup. The...
Why don’t men get mad cow disease?
A woman asks: “Why don’t men get mad cow disease?”Another woman replies: “Because men...
Flying near Athens
|As the plane was flying low over some hills near Athens, a lady asked...
An old sailing ship is becalmed at sea…
An old sailing ship is becalmed at sea with a full complement of sailors....