Two law partners leave their office and go to lunch…
Two law partners leave their office and go to lunch. In the middle of...
The Line
What’s long, black, and smells funny?The Welfare LINE!
What is the penalty for bigamy?
Question: What’s the penalty for bigamy?Answer: Two mothers-in-law
Nursery Rhyme
Q: What’s a blonde’s favorite nursery rhyme?A: Hump me Dump me.
5000 dead lawyers
What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?A good...
BANG!
What goes Clip clop clip clop clip clop BANG clip clop clip clopclip clop?An...
Mickey Moose!
|Who has large antlers, a high voice and wears white gloves?Mickey Moose!
How can you tell?
“Old Jethro’s next door’s a-makin’ moonshine again.” the wife told her husband.”How can you...
Teaching the child
|As a crowded airliner is about to take off, the peace is shattered by...
Betcha $500.00!
A guy comes walking into a bar with a turtle in his hand.The turtle’s...