BAR TROUBLESHOOTING CHART
SYMPTOM: Beer unusually pale and tasteless.FAULT: Glass empty.ACTION: Get someone to buy you another...
Darwin Awards
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How do you re-sleeve a prostitue?
How do you re-sleeve a prostitue? – Put a leg of ham up her...
Johnny gets his license.
Johnny had just received his brand new drivers license. The family goes out to...
pretty little head
She has a pretty little head– for a head, it’s pretty little.
The Bus Bench
There were three guys waiting for a bus on a bench when the first...
What my Mom taught me.
All the things my mother taught me:My mom taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB...
Blonde in the appliance store
A blonde walks into an appliance store and says I would like to buy...
Three guys are in a plane, lost in fog…
Three guys are in a plane, lost in fog, and they don’t knowwhere they...
The Parting of the Red Sea
How did Moses part the Red Sea?With a seesaw!