Make me a better musician
|There once was a violist playing in the Winnipeg Symphony. He wasn’t that wonderful...
Polak Signal Lights
An English guy is driving with a Polish guy as his passenger, when he...
My Rules
Typical macho man married typical good-looking lady and after the wedding, he laid down...
Chemistry’s greatest achivement?
What is chemistry’s greatest achievement …… Artificial blondes!
A man and a woman were waiting at the hospital donation center…
A man and a woman were waiting at the hospital donation center.Man: “What are...
The Bobbitt Hillbillies!
Ballad of the Bobbitt Hillbillies! Sung to the tune of the Beverly Hillbillies:Here’s a...
What is green and smells like pig?
What’s green and smells like pig? – Kermit’s fingers.
The Company Commander and the 1st Sgt, were in the field…
The Company Commander and the 1st Sgt, were in the field. As they hit...
Why do doctors slap babies when they are born?
Why do doctors slap babies when they are born? To knock the penises off...
Facts about Americans
|Facts about Americans. Did you know that . . .Only 30% of us can...