Dirty Birds
A lady approaches her priest and tells him, “Father, I have a problem. I...
Heard about Salman Rushdie’s sequels to “Satanic Verses”?
Heard about Salman Rushdie’s sequels to “Satanic Verses”? 1) Buddha, you Fat Fucking Bastard,...
What does it mean when the flag at the…
What does it mean when the flag at thePost Office is flying at half...
You’re a lawyer if
|You Might Be A Lawyer If….You are charging someone for reading these jokes. The...
Clinton and Gore at lunch!
Bill Clinton and Al Gore go into a local diner for lunch.As they read...
A man was complaining to a friend…
A man was complaining to a friend.”I had it all. Money, a beautiful house,...
Nearsightedness
I think my wife is getting a little nearsighted.I woke up this morning, she...
Quickies
1) Which sexual position produces the ugliest children? Ask your mother. 2) How do...
Because they squeak!
|Why do mice need oiling?Because they squeak!
Dead Wife?
How can you tell if your wife is dead? Sex is the same but...