Fun with telemarketers
|What to say to a telemarketer! One of the things that has always bugged...
Brains
A man has a car wreck and they have to amputate his brain.So the...
What can Calista Flockhart do with dental floss?
What can Calista Flockhart do with dental floss? Hang herself.
imigration test
You know how they use to give immigrants a test when they came to...
The results of statistics
|. Ten percent of all car thieves are left-handed2. All polar bears are left-handed3....
A woman in the labor ward of the general hospital…
A woman in the labor ward of the general hospital, legs spread wide, lets...
Now thats lazy!
My son is so lazy he hates emptying the trash in the recycle bin...
What do you call an open can of tuna fish in a lesbian apartment?
What do you call an open can of tuna fish in a lesbian’s apartment?...
Clinton Bumper Stickers
Here are some “actual” bumper stickers reportedly seen on cars around the DC area:HONK!...
Plumbing
A pipe burst in a doctor’s house. He called a plumber. The plumber arrived,...