What’s the similarity between Michael Jackson and McDonalds?
Here’s a gross one:What’s the similarity between Michael Jackson and McDonalds?They both stick their...
TOP 10 reasons fishing beats sex!
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Museum Funny!
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Stolen Car
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What’s the best way to make yourself last with your girlfriend?
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A Fire Truck
One dark night outside a small town, a fire started inside the local chemical...
Rejected Hallmark Cards
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