How Many cochroaches…?
Q.) How many cochroaches does it take to turn on a light?A.) No one...
Soup you don’t want to eat.
What do you call a masterbating bull? Beef strokin’off.
A little old lady sits at the luncheonette counter…
A little old lady sits at the luncheonette counter and orders ahamburger.The huge guy...
Lincoln
Your momma’s so fat that when she sits on a penny Lincoln dies once...
Funeral Story
A famous heart specialist doctor died and everyone was gathered at his funeral. A...
New Yorkers arrived
One day at the entrance to heaven, St. Peter saw a New York street...
Stupid Funny Quotes
“Things are more like they are now than they have ever been.” –President Gerald...
Stand Still, Soldier!
Military training:During camouflage training in Louisiana, a private disguised as a tree trunk had...
Destroy an opponent
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Coffee Klatch
Four Catholic ladies were having coffee.The first Catholic woman tells her friends “My son...