One day Clinton goes to the bathroom…
One day Clinton goes to the bathroom, pulls down his pants,and much to his...
What’s the ultimate rejection?
Q: What’s the ultimate rejection?A: When you’re masturbating and your hand falls asleep.
Fixing broken computers
|An office technician got a call from a user. The user told the tech...
Little Johnny- F in Arithmetic
Little Johnny returns from school and says he got an F in arithmetic.”Why?” asks...
AHH, THAT’S BETTER!
|A judge in Louisville decided a jury went “a little bit too far” in...
Serving on the jury
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
A fortunate coincidence
John: “I’m glad you named me John.”Mother: “Why?”John: “Because that’s what all the kids...
The 2 P’s
What’s the difference between a penis and a prick?A penis gives hours of fun,...
Elephants II
What game do four elephants in a mini play?Squash
A mammoth!
|What’s the biggest moth in the world?A mammoth!