Dr. Seuss Episode of ER
IF DR SEUSS WROTE AN EPISODE OF ER – -Kerry: Now Mark, I think...
Lord, what’s a man?
One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve calls out to God.”Lord, I have...
Yo mamma so stupid…
Yo mamma so stupid she got hit by a parked car.
Marriage and Cheating
Marriage was invented because it’s only so much fun to cheat at cards.
What did the German clockmaker say to the clock…
What did the German clockmaker say to the clock that only went ‘tick, tick,tick’?'Ve...
The snoring stopper!
A man has a dog that snores in his sleep. Annoyed, because she can’t...
Three is equal to four
|Theorem: 3=4Proof:Suppose:a + b = cThis can also be written as:4a – 3a +...
The Pepsi plane crash…
There was a cargo shipment of Pepsi flying over Africa.It suddenly had a malfunction,...
Two Black Eyes
Jack was returning to work Monday morning with two black eyes. His work mates...
Little Carrie likes to screw
It’s the Spring of 1957 and Bobby goes to pick up his date. He’s...