Bart Simpson’s Chalkboard Archive
Bart Simpson’s Chalkboard Archive I will not carve gods.I will not spank others.I will...
GOD’s New Commandment!
NEWS FLASH – GOD ANNOUNCES THE 11TH COMMANDMENT!During a recent staff meeting in Heaven,...
Spicy 50th Honeymoon
For their golden anniversary, a couple decides to repeat their honeymoon trip. They drive...
Wash Hair In Sink
Q: Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink?A: Because, that’s where you’re...
20 Things a Guy Learned From Action Movies
1. No matter what my problem is, it’s the fault of someone other than...
A blind guy goes into a whore house…
A blind guy goes into a whore house. A girl takes him upstairs and...
50 things to do at Walmart
1. Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and stranding them...
Short Lawyer Jokes I
The defendant who pleads his own case has a fool for a client, but...
Twelve days Microsoft
|On the 1st day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: Windows 95...
Female Comebacks
Man: Haven’t I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes, that’s why I don’t go...