All the same
An airplane takes off from the airport. The Captain is Jewish and the First...
Being hurt
A husband and wife went to the fairgrounds. The wife wanted to go on...
your mama is so fat
Yo mama is so fat she uses her underwear for bungy jumping.
A guy was sitting in a bar when a stranger…
A guy was sitting in a bar when a strangerwalked up to him and...
Yo mama’s head so small
Yo mama head so small she use a tea-bag as a pillow. Yo mama...
Finding a Chinese Jew
|Sid and Al were sitting in a Chinese restaurant. “Sid,” asked Al, “are there...
What do Viagra And DisneyLand have in common?
What do Viagra And DisneyLand have in common?They both cause you to stand around...
What language do the Vatican Police speak?
What language do the Vatican Police speak?Pig Latin!
A sign
WE DON’T SERVE WOMEN HERE!(you have to bring your own)
Actual excuse notes to teachers!
*** These are actual excuse notes teachers have received, spelling mistakes included. ***My son...