Effective Ointment
Two friends are shopping in a drugstore when one of them tells the other,...
The most evil thing
“Cash, check or charge?” I asked after folding items the woman wished topurchase. As...
Where do frogs keep their money?
|Where do frogs keep their money?In a river bank!
If Sony ran Christmas…
|Their Personal Xmas-ing Device, which would be barely larger than an ornament and flat,...
What is a mans best friend?
What is a man’s best friend? His dick because it always sitcks up for...
Editing the Prescription
The patient shook his doctor’s hand in gratitude and said, “Since we are the...
Go to the hospital
|Four expectant fathers were in a Minneapolis hospital waiting room, while their wives were...
What is this?
|When the waitress in a New York City restaurant brought him the soup du...
One-legged girl…
What do you call a girl with only one arm and one leg? Eileen!
Microsoft buys church
|MICROSOFT Bids to Acquire Catholic ChurchVATICAN CITY (AP) — In a joint press conference...