Actual excuse notes to teachers!
*** These are actual excuse notes teachers have received, spelling mistakes included. ***My son...
Story about infinity
|A very large mathematical convention was held in Las Vegas. The conventioneers filled two...
Turnaround is fair play!
A guy goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman. After an hour...
How is sex like air?
How is sex like air?It’s no big thing unless you aren’t getting any.
Dumb Blonde Test
Ask the following to a Blonde to see if she is a DUMB BLONDE...
Tech Support (Classic)
“Hello. Tech Support; may I help you?” “Yes, well, I’m having trouble with WordPerfect.”"What...
Ride ‘em Cowboy!
Ed and Ted went to the fair. They came across a small crowd gathered...
Tiger woods in bed.
On their wedding night the new couple are just about to do the deed...
Rotten Cherry
There is an 80 year old virgin who suddenly gets an itch in her...
Another Dumb Viagra Joke
What happens when you give Viagra to a Lawyer? He gets taller!