His And Hers Road Trip
HERS: Pulls off at wrong exit. Opens window. Asks directions from a knowledgeable police...
Vern, are you going to take your wife Alice…
Friend: Vern, are you going to take your wife Alice on your next cruise?Vern:...
Remember When (Classic)
A computer was something on TV From a science fiction show A window was...
Eating some peanuts
|There was an old man whose family could no longer afford to take care...
Horse pulls the car
|An out-of-towner drove his car into a ditch in a desolated area. Luckily, a...
Got a headache
It was a warm, sunny Sunday, so a man and his wife decided to...
Windows 98 hourly tweaks
|11th-hour tweaks for Windows ’98 by Microsoft10. Included subliminal “Impeach Janet Reno” messages in...
Why married women get heavy.
Q. Why are married women heavier than single women?A. Single women come home, see...
Effective Ointment
Two friends are shopping in a drugstore when one of them tells the other,...
God’s Gifts
Seems God was just about done creating the universe, but he had two things...