Tombstone Epitaph VIII
Tombstone Epitaph In a Thurmont, Maryland, cemetery:Here lies an AtheistAll dressed upAnd no place...
If You Are Unhappy
Once upon a time, there was a non-conforming sparrow who decided not to fly...
Wedding Anniversary
|A couple goes out to dinner to celebrate their 50th wedding anniversary. On the...
How to kill a blonde
Q: How do you kill a dumb blonde?A: Put a scratch n’ sniff sticker...
Blonde House Fire
A blonde’s house is on fire. She calls 911 and says, “My house is...
Two pedophiles were sitting on the beach…
Two pedophiles were sitting on the beach.One said to the other “Hey get out...
One day there were these three boys walking down…
One day there were these three boys walking down the street, all of a...
You Know You’re Having a Bad Day When…
Your horn sticks on the freeway behind 32 Hell’s Angels motorcyclists. You’ve been at...
20 Ways To Annoy A Public Bathroom Stallmate
1. Stick your open palm under the stall wall and ask your neighbor, ‘May...
A Fairy Tale
Once upon a time, a beautiful, independent, self assured princesshappened upon a frog in...