I’d Do Anything
A student comes to a young professor’s office. She glances down the hall, closes...
White Hoose
I don’t think this whole White House scandal is good for parents. I caught...
You Know You’re Having a Bad Day When…
Your horn sticks on the freeway behind 32 Hell’s Angels motorcyclists. You’ve been at...
The 10 Commandments in Ebonics
1. I be God. Don’ be dissin me. 2. Don’ be makin hood ornaments...
Punishment for Gates
Satan greets him: “Welcome Mr. Gates, we’ve been waiting for you. This will be...
Mother Teresa’s Constipation
Two nuns walk into a liquor store and one asked the clerk for the...
Light Bulb 3
Why can’t the blonde put in a light bulb? Shey kept breaking them with...
What is the difference between erotic and kinky?
Q: What is the difference between erotic and kinky?A: Erotic is using a feather…...
Math is turning bad
|”Psst, c’mere,” said the shifty-eyed man wearing a long black trenchcoat, as he beckoned...
Some possible computer bumper stickers
|1. BREAKFAST.COM Halted…Cereal Port Not Responding2. Bad command or file name! Go stand in...