Bush as a post turtle
While suturing a laceration on the hand of a 90 year old man (he...
The boss called one of his employees into the office…
The boss called one of his employees into the office. “Rob,” he said, “you’ve...
Whats the difference between a regular toad and a horney toad?
Whats the difference between a regular toad and a horney toad?A regular toad croaks...
Virginity
Concerned about her relationship, a woman approaches her doctor and says “Doc, I’m getting...
Kentucky Kid
A kid, just getting home from school runs up to his dad…”Daddy, daddy! I’m...
Name A Fawn…
Q: Name a fawn, a lawn and a yawn.A: Bambi, the White House grounds,...
Measuring on the job
|There were three Aggies; one crane operator, one pole climber, one guide. The guide...
When you go to the hospital how do you find the head nurse?
When you go to the hospital how do you find the head nurse? Look...
Rooster Difference
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a rooster?A: In the morning a...
Have you seen Stevie Wonder’s new car?
Have you seen Stevie Wonder’s new car? Neither has he.