Speaking of Sex
A gentleman is permitted to join a private club. The initiation consists of holding...
The Windows Rejection Song
|Why are there so many, users of Windows?Don’t people have any pride?Windows is useless,...
Mail carriers.
What kind of drugs are mail carriers not tested for?SPEED!
Locked in the trunk
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Bathroom troubles
|Three old men are sitting on the porch of a retirement home. The first...
What is the fastest way to get a nun pregnant?
What’s the fastest way to get a nun pregnant?Dress her up as an altar...
Accordion jokes
|An accordion is a bagpipe with pleats.Q: What is the definition of an optimist?A:...
A pile of one liners!
Why are sheep always in a field? Because they can’t get out !Who gives...
Food laughs and humor
From Harper’s Magazine: Amount of pizza eaten each day in U.S. (acres): 75 ——————————————————————————–...
One-legged girl…
What do you call a girl with only one arm and one leg? Eileen!