Here’s your fee schedule
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What do you call a prostitute with a runny nose?
Q: What do you call a prostitute with a runny nose?A: Full.
Who won the race?
Ok there are two gay guys and two lesbians. They are on a race...
What did the Jewish paedophile say to the little…
Q: What did the Jewish paedophile say to the little boy after luring him...
A woman walks into a tattoo parlour…
A woman walks into a tattoo parlour and asks ‘Do you do custom work?”Why...
Almost Perfect Life
An old man is sitting on a park bench crying his eyes out. A...
Why was the female blonde confused…
Q. Why was the female blonde confused whilst going to the ladies toilet??A. She...
The right rhythm
On hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie wentstraight to her...
Computer lingo guide
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Be Proud of Me Prayer!
Dear Heavenly Father,I think you’d be proud of me! So far today I’ve done...