Math is turning bad
|”Psst, c’mere,” said the shifty-eyed man wearing a long black trenchcoat, as he beckoned...
What do you get when you cross a rooster and a telephone pole?
What do you get when you cross a rooster and a telephone pole? A...
Move your cars please.
It had been snowing for hours when an announcement came over the high school...
White House Ghosts
One night, Bill Clinton was awakened by George Washington’s ghost in the White House....
Try this on honey!
A man goes to Frederick’s of Hollywood. He wants to buy his wife the...
Movie Cliches
Herewith is a compendium of movie clich?s, stereotypes, obligatory scenes, hackneyed formulas, shopworn conventions...
Jealousy
Mrs. Culpepper was almost in tears. “Oh Marie,” she said to her maid, “I...
The Diaper
One day, shortly after the birth of their new baby, the mother had to...
Did you hear about that guy who was asked to be a Jehovah witness?
Did you hear about that guy who was asked to be a Jehovah’s witness?...
Condom Slogans
1. Cover your stump before you hump.2. Before you attack her, wrap your wrapper.3....