Making bets
A little old lady goes into the Chase Manhattan Bank, and says she wants...
Polak Catches Wife In Affair
This Polak came home one day from work, hung up his coat, took off...
You could feed them a lot faster
|There was once a man from the city who was visiting a small farm,...
Horses
A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says… “Why the longface?”
Poking in Church
A man who went to Church with his wife fell was always falling asleep...
Pickles
Q: Why don’t blondes eat pickles?A: Because they can’t get their head in the...
The government cuts costs
|The following conversation took place one morning between a wife and her husband. They...
Drunk walks into elevator…
Drunk walks into elevator, no elevator there, falls five stories down, lands on the...
Ways to Terrorize a Telemarketer
Tell them to talk VERY SLOWLY, because you want to write EVERY WORD down....
How do you know when your girlfriend is on anabolic steroids?
How do you know when your girlfriend is on anabolic steroids?When she flips you...